100 Odd Questions!

Fun little questionnaire made by Sam! Go check it out here if you want to answer these too :-)

Would you rather never needing to sleep again or never needing to eat again?

Probably never sleeping again. Do you know how many drawings of Spider-man butt ass naked I could get done if I didn't spend all that time snoring away

If your brain was a place how would it look like?

5000 installed mods in Minecraft all going off at once on a 10 year old laptop

When playing 2 truths 1 lie what are your 3 go-to facts?

1. I've had 3 vaccines BACK TO BACK shot into my butt before 2. I've met Adam Sandler 3. My brother has tried to stab me with a knife

What is a topic you could talk about for hours?

Childe from Genshin Impact ...I feel like a huge pervert everytime I talk about him

Which songs do you normally gravitate towards when doing karaoke?

I like super energetic songs I can scream at the top of my lungs!!!!! 2000s pop is where it's at...

What is a word that you wish existed in your language but doesn't?

Not really a word, but I feel like the English language has such a lame way to express laughter...just hahaha

If you had to work for one of Batman's villains who would be the least horrible boss?

I don't know much about Batman villains, but ifl they would all suck. I mean you're essentially having to get your ass beat every day by a guy dressed like a bat on what I would expect to be minimum wage pay

What was your favorite flash game when you were a kid?

Bloons Tower Defense....I still play BTD6 actually. Good game to turn your brain off to

How do you rate stuff? 0-5 stars, 1-10 points, a secret third option? do you use fractions / decimals?

Usually 0-5 stars or 1-10 points. I use decimals!

What is the coolest flag?

I don't know much about flags if I'm gonna be real...really feeding into the foolish American stereotype LOL. The trans flag has a nice color palette though

What's the best halloween costume you've ever pulled off?

Don't really dress up, but I think I will probably never top the Halloween costume I had when I was like 3 years old where I just wore a huge Thomas the Tank engine costume

If Kirby ate you what ability would he get?

Overthinking

How many hours do you have on your most played game?

I wish I knew :-( it's probably Minecraft but I will never know since it doesn't track on the Ipad or computer

If you were a character in a fighting game what would your special skill be?

Summoning a ton of fish and throwing em at the enemy..kinda like Pikmin

What is the loudest you have ever been in a movie theatre

Probably when Endgame came out

When travelling do you unpack your things and get comfortable or do you keep everything inside the suitcase and only take stuff out when you need to?

I only take out what I need

If you were in a band what kind of music would you make?

Shitty ass garage rock

If you were tasked with creating a new Monster High character, what monster would they be designed after?

Ok I had to look this up because I don't know anything about Monster High, but they should make a Godzilla doll if they haven't already

If you were a demon which 3 items would people require to summon you?

A bottle of Tropical Citrus Vita Water, a signed NIN album from Trent Reznor himself (maybe bring him too for extra summoning points), any kind of Childe merchandise

If you were an actor would you prefer to be know for one role or multiple?

Multiple, I think it kinda sucks if you are only known for one thing since you'll probably get typecast to play one kind of character forever...although maybe that's how actors are able to get jobs which also sucks

Who is the most relatable fictional character ever?

Gonzo from the Muppets. Also Kobeni from Chainsaw Man

Without considering rent prices how would your ideal home look like?

If I had a house by the sea.................

What is the real life equivalent of -1 HP (assuming your max HP is 100)?

Stomach flu. Just straight puking for 24 hours straight

Do you believe in aliens? how do you think they would look like?

Yes, there's gotta be at least one out there. I kinda hope they look like the aliens in Alien (1979) or they have like 7 arms

If you could pet any animal without there being any risk of getting attacked by it in the process which one would you choose?

Orcas

What is your favorite onomatopoeia?

Splat or boi oi oiiing

What is something you enjoy doing despite being terrible at it?

Coding this damn website LMFAO, didn't think I would stick with it for this long

Imagine you see a bowl full of candy but you have no idea which flavor each one is, which color would you pick?

This is kinda what it feels like to eat jellybeans, but I normally would go for red. I will either get the best flavor of all time (strawberry) or the most disgusting flavor of all time (cinnamon) #NEVERSTOPGAMBLING

What is your favorite fun fact?

Some species of male anglerfish will permanently fuse to a female when mating because of how difficult it is to find a mate in the vast deep sea...kinda romantic and tragic

How do you celebrate your birthday?

I just eat a nice dinner

Imagine you're in a train or bus that's almost full but you have somehow adquired a perfect seat with nobody sitting next to you, what would be worse someone sitting right beside you or nobody wanting to sit next to you?

More space for me yippee

What is your favorite clothing item you own?

I like the design on this shirt

Is there anything that you expected to be a frequent thing in your life because of fiction that you were then really disappointed after finding out it only really happens in movies?

People in power doing anything useful

What's your go-to pose for pictures?

Me and my peace sign against the world

If you got lost in a mall where would your friends look for you first?

Tears in my eyes as I say this but probably some anime store..or the Lego store

How would you describe your perfect day?

Watching a movie with friends and just drawing/reading the nastiest yaoi all day

Do you think you could pass a middle school math exam right now without studying for it?

I am terrible at math so probably not

If you were a fictional character with a distinct theme song that plays in the background every time you enter a scene, what song would that be?

Battle Against an Unsettling Opponent - Earthbound

Do you like your initials?

I don't really have a problem with it but it also can stand for something pretty horrible😭😭

Do you collect anything?

I've been collecting stickers for over a decade

Do you wear accesories? how often?

I wear two rings and a necklace and they almost never come off lol

Have you ever grown attached to something that was supposed to be a placeholder?

My parents old car. That beautiful piece of machinery was with me through everything...and then my brother crashed it and it never recovered hahahahaha clenches fist

If you were invited to a potluck what would you bring?

I hate cooking so probably just a charcuterie board

What socks are you wearing right now?

Got my dawgs out

How often do you take pictures of yourself?

I kind of never take photos

Where is your favorite place to hang out?

Beach

If you died and became a ghost who, where or what would you haunt for the rest of eternity?

Maybe an abandoned mall, I can become the local friendly ghost that shows up in those exploring abandoned mall youtube videos

What is something that we deem as normal but is actually pretty weird when you think about it?

Secretly taking photos/videos of someone and then PUBLICLY posting it online. Also people that air out their business on social media. I think in some circumstances it makes sense, but a lot of the times it could've just been handled privately?????

What is your most useless skill?

Drawing

How often do you swear?

I don't think very often? I do it mostly when I'm excited or annoyed

What motivates you?

Spite and...Spider-man..............

If you were famous how would your autograph look like?

I'd just have a little smiley face with my first name probably :-)

What is something you haven't done in a long time that you would love to try again?

Maybe dance or piano

Is there any food that you think looks really tasty but you don't actually like it, you just like the idea of it?

Turkish delight...it looks so good but tastes so incredibly mid

What do you think of piracy (as in watching movies ilegally, not literal pirates)?

It is literally the easiest thing ever and yet most people choose to pay for a streaming service in this day and age

If you accidentaly stole something from a store how expensive would it have to be for you to feel guilty and go bak inside to pay for it?

Uhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone this but I used to steal gift cards when I was a kid. I'd probably feel guilty stealing anything now though (or would I....KIDDING.....)

What is the best gift you have ever recieved?

I already have it on this site but it's this ridiculous custom made Childe plush my friends got for me. I think it was the first time I had ever really expressed liking something without getting made fun of (I mean they still poke fun at me but I know it's not in a vicious way) so it was really nice that I got a gift that was related to my interests...although I can't believe it had to be Genshin of all things

Do you like keeping a schedule or do you prefer to rawdog all your responsabilities?

Unfortunately I rawdog everything...I try to keep a schedule but it all falls apart so quick

Have you ever installed a virus in your computer?

Yes it was the worst moment of my life perhaps. Took a whole day to fix everything

What is your favorite thing to write with?

Muji gel ink ballpoint pen. Cheap and smooth

If you didn't have to worry about money what would your ideal job be?

My ideal job is to have a kabillion dollars so I can just draw whatever I want forever no pressure no ai no deadlines no revisions. So basically no job

What's the furthest away from your home you have been?

I've been to a different continent so that is probably the furthest

Are birthdays a holiday?

I guess? I never really thought of them in that way since they are so specific, but technically you are celebrating something

Is there anything people says reminds them of you but you don't really see the resemblance?

My friends like to point at something ugly and say it's me smh my head...I am super dashing and handsome actually

How often do you rewatch media you like?

Wayyyyy too often. I watch the same shows whenever I eat

What animal is your fursona?

Does a fish count...my fishsona.....

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

Kill my social anxiety

If you were an enemy in a videogame what loot would you drop after you die?

A million altoids

If your life was a TV show what would play on the intro?

It'd probably be some crazy overstimulating brainrot edit with the most mundane shit happening

How often do you wear your favorite shirt?

All my shirts look the same so every day oohhhhhyyyyeeaaahhhh

What kind of clothes do you wear to the airport?

My cartoon character ass build (black shirt and baggy pants)

What do you do when you find a bug in your house?

I'm gonna be honest I just ignore it. I hate killing bugs so I'd rather it just roam around. Unless it's ants. I will eradicate all ants

What is your opinion on "so bad it's good" media?

I love it...my guilty pleasure...

If you were abducted by aliens but didn't have proof who would you tell? (would you even tell anyone or take it to the grave?)

Man if I didn't have proof probably no one

If you met someone with a personality identical to yours, would you 2 get along?

I was friends with someone like this and it didn't end well

If you were stuck in a time loop how long would it take you to start doing batshit insane stuff that you would never do otherwise?

I don't think it would take very long, I don't think I am mentally strong to handle that kind of situation

If you magically lost the ability to feel embarrasement would your life be better or worse?

Way better

How do you draw yourself (bonus points if you add an image)?

What is your favorite storytelling medium?

Movie or book

What do you think is your most noticeable feature?

People love telling me how nice my hands look so probably that

Imagine you're a character from a cartoon that wears the same clothes every episode, what would those clothes be? would you have any different outfits for unique occasions like a beach episode or a christmas special or wear the same thing all season round?

I'm crying dude, I've been saying I dress like one already in previous questions so this is perfect. I'd probably wear the same shit if I'm being real. Maybe a big cartooney hat to show if it's like Christmas or a birthday

Who do you main in Mario Kart? Smash Bros? Any other kind of videogame where you pick character?

Yoshi foreva....for Smash Bros I pick Toon Link. I used to always choose Pikachu when I played Brawl though...just spamming the lightning ability and pissing everyone off #hellyeah

If someone told you they were stuck in a time loop and needed your help would you believe them?

Probably not, but I'd be curious to see if it is true

What kind of bag do you carry?

Backpack

If you were a fictional character in which ways would the fandom mischaracterize you?

Probably infantilizing me. Sometimes happens irl

Do you have beef with an inanimate object?

HP Printers. Loud, never works, terrible customer support, ink costs five trillion dollars

Are you a stereotype?

I am probably the chronically online weird kid stereotype

What's the weirdest place you have ever slept on?

I have this irrational fear of sleeping anywhere with other people in my vicinity (unless we are ALL going to bed and I am the last man standing), so I guess the only other place I've slept was in my car

Do you have a catchphrase?

I say yippee a lot

What is a non-edible item that you think would be really tasty if you could eat it?

Slime....they always look so delicious

What is the best part of amusement parks?

DIPPIN' DOTS RIPS OFF MY I LOVE DIPPIN' DOTS SHIRT AAAUUURRRRRGGHHH this is the only reason I come to these things....I also really like those rides that go high up and drop

What do you keep in your pockets?

Phone, keys, wallet, sometimes there is a coin

When you're trying to test if a pen works what do you write / draw?

"hello" and a smiley face

Why is your favorite movie your favorite?

Don't have a specific favorite #1 movie, but I really like Terminator 2.......big sucker for stories about a boy and his big robot friend (Iron Giant is also like this for me)

If someone who doesn't know you saw your YouTube history what kind of person would they think you are (If you don't use YouTube that much you can change it to your browser, music app, favorite social media, etc...)?

I only really watch gameplay so probably a nerd

Would you live in a house that's rumored to be haunted if the house was really really nice and the rent was crazy cheap?

With how high rent has become the rumors would be the least scary thing

Would you prefer to sleep in the top or the bottom of a double-decker bed?

The bottom, I move a ton in my sleep so I feel like I will somehow fall off

How do you feel about outer space?

The coolest........

What is the best compliment you have ever received?

When people tell me they get inspired/motivated to draw when they see my art. Means a lot

If your life was a movie what would the genre be?

Really corny horror comedy